Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Its APRIL fool day!!.....get trick....yah i did get trick...haiz...
have dinner with mum and dad......i request to eat this....love this chocolate fondue....but very very sinful sia...hehe...but its nice to eat!!it's at hawker near the place where ppl took bus to malaysia de.....
just found this e-mail.......quite funnie....wahahah
1) DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (
2) NAMES OF WIVES A man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife..... China doll
2nd wife.... Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "Is it in dear?"
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
"Abdul Aziz"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"
(6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service
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